Fool For You

Roméo: I’m really glad you’re back.
Chris: Yeah?
Roméo: Yeah, I missed you.
Chris: …
Chris: Right. Spill It.
Roméo: What? Spill what?
Chris: Whatever it is you want from me.
Roméo: Nothing!
Chris: Of course. You honestly missed me. Like I’m supposed to believe that.
Roméo: But it’s true. I did miss you!
Chris: Liar. You always have an ulterior motive.
Roméo: I’m not lying. Honest.
Chris: Really?
Roméo: Yeah.
Chris: Well thanks! I’m touched, Big R. Okay, you get to pick what we watch tonight.
Roméo: Thanks!
Chris: My pleasure.
Roméo: Can I ask you something else?
Chris: Shoot.
Roméo: You see, while you were away, your mom fed me beef in jelly.
Chris: So?
Roméo: Well… If you wouldn’t mind… I kinda… If you wouldn’t mind… Some salmon.
Chris: No problem. I’ll go pick some at the store later, ‘kay?
Roméo: Thank you! (Wow, I can't believe how easy that was!)