Happy Birdsday

Roméo: Ah, there you are!
Chris: There I am.
Roméo: So, I really wanted to say, I’m sorry.
Chris: What did you do this time?
Roméo: It’s about your birthday.
Chris: What about it?
Roméo: Well, I had a present idea for you but... But since I already got a mouse for your brother…
Chris: A headless mouse.
Roméo: Whatever. Since I got him the mice, I can’t get you the same thing.
Chris: Oh, don’t worry about it. Really. I’ll survive.
Roméo: Really?
Chris: Really.
Roméo: Okay, good. Thank you! I’m glad you’re okay with that, ‘cause I have this great new idea!
Chris: Oh?
Roméo: Yup! By the way, you’re not allergic to birds, right?
Chris: ...
Chris: On second thought, my birthday is still six months away… Maybe you should take your time and think it through.
Roméo: Oh, don’t worry. It’s already done and wrapped up. I put it in the freezer.