The Young And The Restless Ruin

Roméo: So, who are you rooting for?
Chris: Nadal, of course.
Roméo: What? Traitor!
Chris: Why? Who are you rooting for?
Roméo: Federer of course.
Chris: Of course you are.
Roméo: What is that supposed to mean?
Chris: Nothing. Just the old geezers sticking together as usual. And I’m not a traitor.
Roméo: Well, I’m not old. And yes you are. You should support the player from your country.
Chris: Federer’s not French. He’s Swiss. And sorry to break it to you pal, but you’re old. You’re practically a ruin. Federer should just quit and let the new generation take over.
Roméo: How dare you! You know what? The ruin says you can go frak yourself.
Chris: Yeah? Well, the ruin is not going to have anything to eat today!
Roméo: You wouldn’t!
Chris: I would!
Roméo: No!
Chris: Ye… Shhh, the game’s about to start.
Roméo: Finally!
Chris: Is Federer supposed to look like a woman?
Roméo: I wouldn’t know, you all look the same to me.
Chris: I think we got the wrong schedule.