The Simple Plan

Chris: Hey, what’s up?
Roméo: Nothing, I’m writing my letter to Santa.
Chris: Right. You do know that Christmas is still months away?
Roméo: I know but I prefer to be ready in advance. There. All done.
Chris: Can I read it?
Roméo: Sure. I think the spelling’s good though.
Chris: Okay.
Chris: …
Chris: The Aristocats? Seriously? Haven’t you see this movie, oh I don’t know, like a zillion times?
Roméo: Yeah, and the VHS is dead. I want the DVD. It’ll last longer.
Chris: And what did you put the address of a Virgin Megastore in your letter?
Roméo: Well, I saw this documentary on Santa the other day and it showed how he makes all those toys and stuff. And I figured, with all those kids in the world it would be much faster for him to go buy the toys and then distribute them instead of making them. Do you know how long it takes to make a DVD?
Chris: I don’t know what to say.
Roméo: I know, clever, right? I’m surprised, for an old dude, he doesn’t seem very bright. So I’ll even join a map to show him how to get there.
Chris: Of course you will.
Roméo: See, now I’m sure I’ll get the right gift. You should do the same thing if you don’t want to end up like all those kids who never get the right present on Christmas. I wonder why no one ever thought of that.
Chris: Yeah, I wonder.