And How Does That Make You Feel?

Chris: I feel like shit.

Roméo: Why? What happened? I thought you had a good day?

Chris: I did. But I still feel awful.

Roméo: You saw Cel, right?

Chris: Yes.

Roméo: You had a good time with her?

Chris: Yes.

Roméo: You enjoyed the movie?

Chris: Yes.

Roméo: You found a gift for your brother?

Chris: Yes.

Roméo: A cheap and crappy gift?

Chris: Yes.

Roméo: Then what? Those things usually make you very happy. Especially the last one.

Chris: I know. But I feel bad. I should have gotten him something better. A real present.

Roméo: Wow. You did not just say that. Who are you and what have you done with Chris?

Chris: I’m not possessed, believe me.

Roméo: I don’t. But if it makes you feel better, we can say you helped me chase the present I’m going to give him. As soon as I find that damned head!