Roméo: What are you doing?
Chris: Isn’t that obvious? I’m dancing.
Roméo: Yeah, but why?
Chris: Well, I ate two slices of chocolate cake and two slices of another delicious cake. So life is good.
Roméo: Yes. Wonderful.
Chris: And to top it all, Mufasa liked my present! He actually liked it! This is so cool!
Roméo: Do you have to rub it in my face?
Chris: Oh, sorry. I forgot you didn’t give him anything.
Roméo: Well it’s not my fault I couldn’t find the head.
Chris: Somehow I don’t think that was the main issue.
Roméo: How was I supposed to know that decomposition worked so fast?
Chris: Maybe next time you could go with a less… err… disgusting gift? Buy him a tee-shirt or something.
Roméo: Whatever. For all you know, your brother could have been pretending to like your gift.
Chris: You’re a dick, you know that?
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