Killing People Is Rude

Roméo: Telepathic! Telepathic! I’ll give you telepathic!

Chris: What’s wrong?

Roméo: I decided that we’re going to nuke Korea as soon as we take over the world.

Chris: What!? Why?

Roméo: V.

Chris: What about him?

Roméo: We’re going to nuke his ass off!

Chris: We can’t do that! V’s one of my best friends!

Roméo: Not anymore. 

Chris: Be reasonable. You can’t nuke a whole country just to kill one person. And we’re definitely not killing V.

Roméo: Yes we are!

Chris: What has he ever done to you?

Roméo: I heard you the other day. He said we’re having “telepathic conversations”!

Chris: So?

Roméo: So, we are not. Just because he can’t understand what I’m saying doesn’t mean I’m not speaking at all. It’s rude to assume such things.

Chris: And that’s why you want to nuke Korea? Because he said that?

Roméo: Damn right!

Chris: But you can’t!

Roméo: I know I can’t right now. We haven’t taken over the world yet but as soon as we do…

Chris: No! I mean you can’t because if you kill him, you kill half of our readers!

Roméo: What? Koreans are reading us?

Chris: No! I meant him. He’s one of the only two readers we have. That’s why you can’t kill him if you ever want to be famous.

Roméo: Oh.

Roméo: Damn. 

Chris: I know.

Roméo: I thought we were more popular than that.