The Dangers Of The Internet

Roméo: Hum… 26, brunette, petite… Any picture? Ah yes! Oh no. Ewww. 

Roméo: 30, blonde… Nice legs! For a human anyway. A bit old though. 

Roméo: Ah! 22… Demona666 ? What kind of name is that?

Chris: Hey, watcha doin’?

Roméo: Nothing!

Chris: Is that…

Roméo: No it’s not!

Chris: What are you doing on my myspace page?

Roméo: Err… Nothing.

Chris: What is this? What… who is Demona666?

Roméo: I was wondering myself. Look at her pic. She’s a goth. Kind of pretty.

Chris: What the hell are you doing on my myspace page? Even better, what are you doing on my computer?

Roméo: I’m managing your myspace. Right now, I’m sorting through all your friends.

Chris: I don’t have friends on myspace. I almost never use myspace. 

Roméo: Yes you do. You just don’t know it. Now you have 103 friends, all chosen by yours truly. I had no idea there were so many ugly people. Some girls are so hairy they look like cats! Kinda scary!

Chris: Wha… How… Okay, stop!

Roméo: Look at their profiles. I’ve picked the best looking humans! All you have to do is choose.

Chris: Are you trying to set me up on a virtual blind date?

Roméo: I’m trying to get you a life!

Chris: A virtual life!

Roméo: Yeah. But given the state of things, I think you are that desperate. 

Chris: …

Roméo: So?

Chris: Okay.

Roméo: Really?

Chris: Yeah. Scoot. I want to check out Demona666’s profile. Look, she lives in Paris.

Roméo: Yeah, it’s a bit far.

Chris: No, it’s perfect. Can you imagine if we get along? We could go out, get together. I would go to Paris everyday to see her.

Roméo: Great.

Chris: That’s cool. I’m going to send her a message. And then, I’ll help you find someone.

Roméo: I don’t think there’s a myspace for cats.

Chris: No! Not that kind of someone. I meant someone to look after you. I won’t have time for you now, with Demona666.

Roméo: Oh. I hadn’t thought of that.

Chris: It’s so cool! “Hi, my name is Chris. I’m 23…”

Roméo: You know what? Myspace is not that great after all. Let me erase all that stuff and then we’ll watch something. How about that?

Chris: Perfect. (Take that, you meddlesome cat!)