Le Chat & La Petite Souris

Roméo: No way.
Chris: Yes way.
Roméo: I’m not going.
Chris: Funny, I didn’t remember asking you your opinion.
Roméo: But I don’t want to go!
Chris: It’s for your own good. To make you all better.
Roméo: But I’m not sick. I’m all better now.
Chris: Says the cat who accidently spit a piece his lung when he was coughing earlier.
Roméo: It wasn’t a piece of lung, it was my tooth. It fell but was still attached and hanging out of my mouth.
Chris: That it so gross. I think you scarred me for life.
Roméo: That’s because you’re a pansy. Do you think I’m going to get some money or a gift?
Chris: Why?
Roméo: Well, human children get stuff when they lose a tooth. So maybe I could get something. I made a list. Look.
Chris: You’re talking about the Tooth Fairy? Like you said it’s for human children. You’re neither human nor young. And… A signed copy of Sabrina The Teenage Witch DVDs? Seriously?
Roméo: What? It’s a good show. I’m a big fan of Salem.
Chris: You’re definitely going to the vet.