Biohazard & Eternal Love

Roméo: Have you seen the news this morning?

Chris: Hum? No. I was busy.

Roméo: Doing what?

Chris: Painting my toenails. I found this new color, they call it “Amour Eternel”.

Roméo: Really?

Chris: Of course not, you dumbass. I was sleeping! That’s what I do in the morning.

Roméo: Oh.

Chris: Why are you asking me that anyway? You never watch the news.

Roméo: It’s just… I’m worried.

Chris: About what?

Roméo: The swine flu. It’s getting worse.

Chris: So?

Roméo: I don’t want you to catch it.

Chris: Nah, I’m pretty sure I’m safe. Don’t worry.

Roméo: I can’t help it.

Chris: You really are concerned for me? I didn’t know you care so much. That’s kind of sweet.

Roméo: Well, yeah. Who’s going to feed me if you get sick?

Chris: I don’t know why I didn’t see this one coming.