Cold War

Roméo: Oh! Pretty!
Chris: …
Roméo: You're going to get those signed?
Chris: …
Roméo: Well, I hope you do. They look great. You must have spent a lot of time working on them.
Chris: …
Roméo: You know, I really am over this. As long as one of us is going there, I’m good. You’ll tell me all about it though, won’t you?
Chris: …
Roméo: This is getting ridiculous!
Chris: …
Roméo: I’ll miss you, you know?
Chris: …
Roméo: Oh, come on! You’re not going to ignore me all the time, are you?
Chris: …
Roméo: Okay. If that’s how you’re going to play this, two can play that game!
Chris: …
Roméo: I’m hungry.
Chris: …
Roméo: Even if I call you master?
Chris: …
Roméo: This is pointless. (Not to self: flattery doesn’t work. I’ll have to come up with something better.)