To Kill a Mocking Cat

Roméo: You look stupid with those things.
Chris: And you look stupid all the time. So, I think I’m good.
Roméo: What happened anyway?
Chris: You know what happened.
Roméo: No I don’t.
Chris: Yes, you do.
Roméo: I just want to hear you say it.
Chris: Tough luck.
Roméo: So you’re going in town with those crutches?
Chris: It’s not like I can walk on my hands.
Roméo: But you’ll look ridiculous, I’ve seen you practicing, and you look like a walking disaster.
Chris: Glad I amuse you.
Roméo: Does it hurt?
Chris: You know it does.
Roméo: But does it hurt very much?
Chris: You do know that I won’t hesitate to hit you with those crutches, right?