The Green Eyed Monster

Roméo: Why are you doing this?
Chris: What?
Roméo: What does she have that I don’t?
Chris: Am I supposed to know what you’re talking about?
Roméo: I’m talking about her. The other one. V’s cat.
Chris: What about her?
Roméo: You’re going to feed her. Why?
Chris: Because I was asked to. I’m doing a favor for V’s mom. I don’t see what’s the big deal.
Roméo: The big deal is that you’re asked to feed that… that cat and you do it, just like that. But when it comes to feeding me, that’s another story.
Chris: Wow! I can’t believe it. You’re jealous.
Roméo: No I’m not.
Chris: Yes you are. You’d be green with envy if it was physically possible.
Roméo: …
Chris: Are you hungry right now?
Roméo: No. I just ate.
Chris: That’s right. And who fed you?
Roméo: That’s not the point.
Chris: This is exactly the point. I’m not going to stop feeding you just because I’m going to feed V’s cat for four days. It’s not like I’m going to invite her to a tea party or anything.
Roméo: Really?
Chris: Of course. I’m not going to abandon you, you old rag. Now move over, I don’t know where you’ve been, but you stink.