Introductions

Roméo : So…
Chris : So what ?
Roméo : So maybe you can introduce me now ?
Chris : Why ? I should introduce myself. People already know you. You’re even on the damn banner.
Roméo : Yeah, what’s up with that by the way ? I am not a cucumber. And you’re always writing about me. Get a life, dude.
Chris : First, don’t call me dude, it’s creepy. And second, stop bugging me, you love the attention.
Roméo: You still need to get a life.
Chris: And you need to be fed five times a day. By me. So Stop. Bugging. Me.
Roméo: Now that you’re talking about it, I am hungry.
Chris: So what do you say?
Roméo: …
Chris: I’m waiting.
Roméo: Okay, you win. I’m sorry, Master.
Chris: See, that wasn’t so hard.