Let Me Entertain You

Chris: I feel so good right now!
Roméo: What? Enjoying your time with your new BFF?
Chris: What?
Roméo: You know what I mean. Her.
Chris: I don’t know what scares me the most. The fact that you know that word or the fact that you know what it means. You read way too much online gossip.
Roméo: Well, I have to entertain myself, don’t I? You’re boring.
Chris: Right. And no, she’s not my new “BFF”. I’m happy because I finally took pictures of Princess. Look.
Roméo: So now you give her a nickname? God, she’s ugly! And huge. She looks weird. Cats aren’t supposed to look like that.
Chris: That’s probably because she’s not a cat, you idiot. It’s Princess, not V’s cat.
Roméo: And who, or what is she? A dinosaur?
Chris: No! She’s a pony! And you know her! It’s Princess! She’s always been here!
Roméo: Nope, never seen that… thing before.
Chris: She’s not a thing! Argh! You’re annoying! I thought you’d be interested!
Roméo: Well, I’m not. I don’t care about your stupid dinosaur. I want to watch CSI.
Chris: Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.