One Last Try

Roméo: This is now or never. I have to act quickly.
Roméo: Okay. I’m all set. This time, it’s going to work, I know it will.
Roméo: This place is pretty cool. Comfortable even. But what matters the most is that he isn’t going to find me here. Not until it’s too late anyway.
Roméo: Sometimes, it amazes me how clever and cunning I am.
Roméo: The only thing I have to do now is wait. And not fall asleep.
Roméo: I don’t know how he does that but somehow, he knows when I’m sleeping comfortably. Something about “purring so loud that even the neighbors can hear you”. Whatever that means.
Roméo: So no falling asleep.
Roméo: This place is really comfy.
Roméo: Okay so maybe, I can just close my eyes for a few seconds.
Roméo: No! I need to stay awake.
Roméo: Just a few seconds isn’t going to do anything, he won’t even notice.
Roméo: Just for a minute.
Roméo: …
Roméo: Rrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Chris: Roméo?
Chris: Where’s that cat hidden this time?
Chris: I can hear you purring Roméo!
Chris: Wait. Is this coming from…
Roméo: Ouch! Hey, take it easy!
Chris: What the hell are you doing in there?
Roméo: Errr…
Chris: No way! Unbelievable! You thought I wouldn’t notice you sleeping in my bag? You really thought I would take you to Paris with me without noticing?
Roméo: …
Chris: You’re insane. And stupid. After all these years, you still manage to surprise me!
Roméo: So, can I come?
Chris: No. You’re. Not. Coming. And that’s final. Look, at all the hair you left! That bag is brand new! And not as in "brand new hiding place"! Go away you idiotic furball!
Roméo: Don’t think it’s over! I’m going with you whether you like it or not! Argh! To be outsmarted by a mere human!